Theo Ellin Ballew is half Fresno cowboy and half Baltimore Jew. She grew up on 4-to-11-hour drives between cities in the greater Southwest. All her poems are fictional; many are bedtime stories. An Inch Thick came out last year with Ornithopter Press, and Bedtime Stories for the Worshiped is forthcoming with Wonder Press. She also writes code to free and/or fuck with the internet via net.art and sites like Red Calendar. Her work has been featured widely and you can see most of it at theo.land/.